1. you walk into McDonald’s and they have spaghetti and fried chicken on the menu.
2. Everywhere you go people are constantly singing as if they were doing karaoke.
3. There is karaoke on the radio.4. There is karaoke on the television.
5. You go out to a bar ..... guess what is at the bar... that’s right karaokeeeee!!!
6. You figure you will have a shower....but first you have to defeat the human sized
cockroach loitering around the drain pipe.
7. Someone asks of you would like to sample a local delicacy called balut, they crack
an egg open to reveal a partially developed chicken fetus. hope your hungry!
8. In a bar some people order what looks like bacon chopped up and fried with an egg, after
you pop some in your mouth you think this isn’t bacon but its delicious! what is it you ask?
with a big smile on their face they inform you that you have just ingested fried pigs face. you know that’s exactly what I was craving all week.
9. Public transportation is an army style jeep called a jeepney, they have names like the
Libra, hidden grace, and my personal favourite the star wars jeepney.
10. Dessert consists of but not limited to ice cream, corn flakes, beans, corn and Jello
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